Because it's Christmas, I, Petra, do hereby promise to give the following things:
1. I will give Fig some of my bones.
2. I will not steal them back.
3. I will give up chasing Tad (how long does the holiday season last?).
4. I will give up pooping in the house.
5. I will give lots of licks to everyone I know.
7. I will give up my small feeding bowl in exchange for a bigger one -- maybe one that looks like this (great idea, Joe).