Wednesday, December 19, 2007

My Giving List

Because it's Christmas, I, Petra, do hereby promise to give the following things:

1. I will give Fig some of my bones.
2. I will not steal them back.
3. I will give up chasing Tad (how long does the holiday season last?).
4. I will give up pooping in the house.
5. I will give lots of licks to everyone I know.

7. I will give up my small feeding bowl in exchange for a bigger one -- maybe one that looks like this (great idea, Joe).


Ruby Bleu said...

Wow...what a generous pup you are Petra. I hope you get some nice, nice things in return!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

2shibas said...

Uh oh, Petra. We fear you went a little *too* crazy here with the generosity. Maybe you should call your lawyer and see about getting a clause put in about how you're not REALLY legally bound to any of this. Otherwise it could get you into serious trouble later.

Wiley & Fievel

Mack said...

Wow you are really serious aren't you. No pooping in the house!??
Man - you better be gettin a lot of presents this year!

Peanut said...

are you sure you are a dog? You are quite small. I may be bigger then you.

Shelby the cat

Asta said...

You awe vewy desewving of a lot of tweats and a hooge awwe so genewous and sweet!
I'm feeling lots bettew! I'm weady fow Chwissmuss
smoochie kisses

Ferndoggle said...

Wow are you unselfish, Petra!! I don't know if I'd be willing to give up all that fun stuff...'cept the little bowl. I'll give up my bowl for much, much bigger one.


Luckie Girl said...

Hey Petra,
Good list I must say. You must have really thought abt it very seriously before committing to this right?

Joe Stains said...

dont worry the holidays will be over soon and you can go back to chasing the little chinese man, I am sure he likes it deep down.

keep on staining!!

Stanley said...

Hey, Petra!

Listen to that Joe STains. He is wise beyond his height!

You are one very unselfish pup. I'm especially impressed with your commitment to stop chasing Tad during the holidays. But, I'm with Joe on that. I bet, deep down, that the little Chinese man on 4 legs that he is absolutely LOVES having you run after him.

Goober love & Christmas smooches,

Stella said...

You, my Petra bud, are full of good ideas!

I will give you all my kissies for a day (and let me tell ya, that's A LOT). I will also give you a sneak preview of my whole name. Here it is: Stella Bean Latifah! Whatdya think? I also give you my lifelong friendship, okay?!

Please say you'll accept my gifts!

Gooby love & kissies,
Stella B Latifah