1. If I could be a different kind of animal, I would be a hippopotamus because they have great big mouths. Yesterday I was eating a bone and choked on it. PA was afraid I might not even "make it" he said. But I did, after throwing up several times during a 3-hour period. Anyway, if I had a bigger mouth, I could chew bones and not choke.
2. My favorite song is "My Favorite Things" which comes from the Sound of Music where the hills are alive! I would change the lyrics at bit:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on Figg(ins)
Red Santa Claus hats and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with STRINGS! woo!
These are a few of my favorite things
3. If I could live anywhere in the world, I would live in a normal town in Illinois. I've only been here for 2 months and I like it here. If I could go visit anywhere in the world (I know, that's not one of the questions but I don't care), I would visit Petra in Jordan because my name is Petra in Illinois.4. If I were a famous movie star or personality, I would be Joe Stains because he is my favorite movie star.
5. I would like to be a spokesperson for Tadpole Pomegranate, who should be running for President as the Dogocratic nominee. I would be his campaign manager. Tad is certainly qualified to be President. He is destined to be in public office because his name is Tadpole which you could spell Tadpoll (poll is a place where votes are taken and how could you not vote for Tad if you went to a poll?). He has style (great hair -- and I would make sure the naked Chinese guy would wear clothes while on the campaign trail), charisma, money (well, he WILL have money once he's reimbursed for the job he recently left), experience (again, the job where he learned to deal with difficult people), and HE WILL CHANGE AMERICA! Since he's not a natural born leader but he's full of wisdom, he'll probably choose Joey to be Vice President to round out the ballot. I understand that Joey wants to live in the White House. I can see it now: this will not be a campaign but a movement that will sweep across America from coast to coast.
Are you with me? Should we send Tadpole to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?
And now, in conclusion, I tag my friends Mack and Stella and Asta.