Crisis: My sweet little niece Fig was attacked by this.
Just look what bad Tadpole did to her pretty face.
We need a public apology -- and fast -- Tad, so your image won't be tarnished as you ARE a public figure and ARE running for office. So take off your fancy clothes, Tadwick, and humble yourself. You won't get votes because of the color of your skin or the clothes you wear but by the content of your character, so step up & take responsibility for your actions.In the meantime, I'm taking care of the sick and ailing. Get well soon, Miss Figgy!